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Chaplain Smith leaned back in his chair, his feet up on his desk, his eyes half-closed. He had to make another sermon for Sunday, and he was experiencing writer's block. He drew in a long drag of his cigar. Maybe he could do it on the evils of smoking, and how one should keep one's body in top shape. Maybe he could get some ideas from the chapel's Buddhist monk, and put a Christian spin on them. Eh, it didn't really matter. Probably the Governor would be too busy to attend services, as usual. For those people who did show up, why, he could repeat an older sermon, and more than likely, none would be the wiser. The government religious approval board certainly wouldn't know. He only half the time even submitted his texts to them. By now they had a pretty good idea that he walked the party line, and so just rubber-stamped his inspirational messages anyway.
Outside, the sun finally came out from the dark clouds, now that the day had nearly spent itself. Eh, no inspiration there... Why not recycle a message, save on scratch paper writing a draft...
Still, he liked to come up with something original now and again. But what? His eyes roamed around his office, stopping here and there to take in the title of some book or other. SERMON OUTLINES FOR THE PASTOR ON THE GO. He had used up most of those already. WHY THE BIBLE IS THE BEST WAY TO GOD. Maybe. But some people got offended when he preached that, out of all the ways to reach God, Jesus really was the best, and more than likely the way God preferred. But Gov. Bright threw a fit whenever he spoke about his personal choice of religion as being superior to any of the other faiths that also used the government worship hall for their own brand of worship.
Bored and at a loss as to what to talk about this Sunday, he took an old paper church bulletin lying on his desk, and he made it into an airplane, sending it sailing across the room.
His secretary blared over the intercom, "Rev. Smith, someone is here to see you."
"Is it an appointment?"
"No, but he says it is important.- Oh, excuse me, very important.”
“I'm right in the middle of my sermon!" Smith protested. Then, on second thought, he realized that maybe this was some form of Divine Providence, giving him an opportunity to hopefully get a sermon idea from the visitor, whoever it turned out to be. He quickly snuffed his cigar and hid it in a drawer, trying to wave away the smoke. "Ah, for crying out loud, I guess I better see him. Maybe he needs my guidance or something." He sprayed the air freshener while the secretary told the visitor to go on in.
Bro. Simon Kaul entered the office, holding a file folder. "Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Bro. Smith."
"It's Reverend Smith, if you please," he corrected him, holding out a warm hand to shake.
Simon shook hands. "I am Simon Kaul. Perhaps you have heard-"
"Wait a minute!" gasped Smith, in shock. "You- you're that preacher from the illegal church, the one who replaced Billy Boy, aren't you?"
"Yes, you are correct," smiled Simon, "except for the part where you said our church is illegal."
"Ha! It sure isn't approved by the Governor or his Religion Board!"
"Well, yes, that part is the truth," admitted Simon. "But, nevertheless, we worship God the Bible way, and how can that be outlawed?"
Curious as to why this "Brother" Simon should choose to come visit him, Smith waved him to a seat. "Sit, sit down, Rev. Kaul. Please, tell me what I can do for you? Ya want to join my church, get baptized here, heheh, what?”
Simon forced a smile at Smith's so-called humor. "No, not that, Sir, although I do feel joining some church is indeed very important."
Smith poured a small glass of wine from the bottle he kept on top of his desk. "For my stomach's sake, eh? You understand. How's your stomach? Care for a glass?"
"No, I- my stomach's fine, thanks, Bro. Smith."
"Rev. Smith."
"Anyway, about why I came-" Simon Kaul opened his folder and laid it out on the desk in front of Smith. "This is a partial list of some of the citizens of the World of Hope who have disappeared lately for no apparent reason. As you know, the rumor-"
"Will you look at that!" Smith marveled. "That sure is a lot of citizens!"
"Yes, it is," Simon agreed. "The problem is, we suspect many have ended up at the mines, and have themselves been converted into miners!"
Smith looked up from the papers and at Simon. "What? Who told you that? Did you ever see any of them there?”
“No, but we have a pretty good idea," replied Simon. "Some of us have heard it through the grapevine."
Smith closed the file back up and tossed it across his desk back to Simon Kaul. "Ridiculous. You know as a Christian, that you aren't supposed to spend much time listening to gossip. You know as a citizen, only criminals are sent there after receiving a fair trial. What's wrong with you, and why did you come here with your cockamamie accusations?”
“They have to have gone somewhere! What else could have happened to them? I am asking you to join with us, to stand with our church in asking Gov. Bright to address this issue. We want to know what has become of our loved ones."
Smith laughed at him in a mocking tone. "Hey, maybe they just wandered away, eh?” He began to sing.
“I was a wandering sheep,
I did not love the fold;
I did not love my Shepherd's voice...”
Simon Kaul frowned but remained calm.
Chaplain Smith stopped his singing, after trying to remember the rest of the words.
“Maybe they didn't like living in Sparkle City and decided to become pioneers in the wilds, Rev. Kaul. It happens. How do you think people spread all over the face of our mother planet, Earth? Or, say, maybe they got kidnapped by aliens. Oh! I know! It must have been the Rapture!"
Simon tried not to lose his temper. "Mr. Smith, I thought, being a fellow Christian, or so you claim to be, that you would give this a more serious consideration than the way you are acting."
"Huh, what are you implying, by saying I 'claim' to be a Christian? Remember, Paul the apostle said to obey the law of the land. I'm not the one who holds meetings for an illegal church. I am not the one accusing Gov. Bright in so many words of kidnapping people and making them slaves in the mines. I think you are the one who should have a more serious attitude."
Simon Kaul didn't give up hope yet of talking some sense into Smith. "I am sure, if something were to happen to one of your loved ones, you would see the gravity of the situation."
"It wouldn't happen to one of my loved ones," Smith countered, "because everyone in my family is law-abiding. It's the people in this so-called church of yours who need to watch out. Let the evil-doer beware, for you never know when God will punish you.”
“I highly doubt that it is God who is punishing our missing loved ones. We strive to please Him and to do what is right. We follow the Bible the best we can. We honor Jesus, who said "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes unto the Father but by me.'"
"You holier-than-thou hypocrite!" raged Smith. "You mean to tell me that you think you are better than anyone else because you think you have Jesus? Do you think you are better than the Muslims, or the Jews, or the Hindus? Why, I've known many folks of different faiths who are better than half the people I know who are supposed to be Christians, such as you, who think you are so much better than anybody else who doesn't worship God the same way you do."
Now Simon became angry. "That's not what I said. I know I am a sinner, just like everybody else. Jesus is the one who said, that unless we come to God His way, we will not be accepted. We cannot expect a holy and perfect God to agree to let us in His Glorious Presence if we have sin in ourselves. That's why Christ died on the cross, to take that sin away, so that we can come to God, and be with him when we die! We can't tell God we will do it our own way, and we will not follow low His way, and then expect Him to approve of our actions!”
Smith flipped out. "What? YOU are preaching to ME? You probably don't even have a clerical-person license! Who are you to tell everybody else how to worship? Didn't you ever hear, Judge not and be not judged?" He jumped from his seat, the most active he had been all day, and stomped across the room to throw open the door. "Get out of here, you pompous Pharisee! Go! Get out of here and never dare to come back!"
Simon gathered up his folder file and also stomped, right out that door. He felt like shaking the dust off his shoes. He tried to slam the door, but Smith beat him to it. Bro. Simon didn't even say good-bye to the secretary.
In his office, Smith fumed. He breathed heavily and took another glass of wine for his stomach's sake- he needed it after his upsetting visitor! Then he fished out his cigar to finish it in peace. Buzzing the secretary outside, he told her he wanted no more visitors for the day.
Well, maybe he could get back to his sermon. Yeah, at least now he had an idea. He grabbed some paper and began to scribble some notes.
“Being narrow-minded and intolerant in modern times. Misunderstanding Jesus' words. Did he really say that, even if it is in the Bible. And if he did, did he mean it? Did Jesus, being shaped by the old school way of thinking, not know any better when he allegedly said, he was the only way?"
Smith checked over his jots, pleased with himself. Obviously, he reasoned, today's enlightened people couldn't take some parts of the Bible too seriously anymore. If the Bible were to remain important to folks, it would have to be edited or it would have to be explained how some of those passages, supposedly by God, could have ever been written, and what they really meant. And Smith had a pretty good idea God approved, and even appreciated with a touch of gratitude, some of Smith's helping God to make his thoughts a bit more coherent for the little guy.
A loud thunder rattled the windows, making Smith jump. He chuckled. “Woo! I thought the storm was over!” Back to work on the sermon.
Throwbacks like this Bro. Simon bewildered Smith. How anyone could believe the whole Bible to be so literal in this day and age- Of course, Smith believed the Bible, too... Well, at least most parts of it, the useful ones, like love your neighbor, unless he was intolerant and dogmatic like that Simon. But, come on! All people are sinners?
What is this sin stuff, anyway. Didn't modern psychology show sin was just a maladjusted childhood problem or something? And weren't other types of so-called sin really things like chemical imbalances? Sure, and probably to someone so judgmental like Simon, Smith could be accused of practicing unlawful fornication, and occasionally adultery. However, Smith reasoned, that all stemmed from an overactive libido. Was it his fault he lusted so much? What could he do but go from one moonstruck parishioner to another? Besides, the women liked his philandering; they felt flattered by his attention, being the focus of love from a holy man of God.
And then, to make matters worse, Simon had dared to complain about Gov. Bright. Touch not God's anointed. Well, God must have chosen Xavier Bright to lead this planet, so how dare Bro. Simon question some of his ways? But that assumed his unsubstantiated complaints were true. Smith found it arrogant to even think and believe such things about the Governor. As for Smith, he never gave those rumors a thought. It was none of his business. He was here to give spiritual guidance to the masses, well, at least to the few who showed up for his sermons. He taught them why it was necessary to honor and obey the leader, and he showed them how to live for themselves, besides concentrating on this obedience to the Governor, without feeling guilty for choices that were made, whether others got hurt or not. Hey, the world wasn't perfect. Sometimes you can't help but hurt others by what you want to do, especially if what they wanted and needed conflicted with your aims and goals. If they stood in the way, well, who were they to stop you from being happy? Wasn't God's chief reason for making humans, and His chief aim for them, to be happy? But, God couldn't please everyone at the same time.
Unable to get over this irritation Simon had caused him, he decided to do something about it. Smith called on his landline phone to the Government Religion Board. Phone service and cell service left much to be desired on the World of Hope, but at least efforts were made to make sure the important people had means of communication.
"What can we do for you today, Rev. Smith?" the Board's operator asked.
"I have a complaint. I hope the Board will pass it on to theGovernor. It's about this illegal house church that goes on meeting in the inner city. You know, the one that fosters lawlessness and insubordination. I mean, how can it not, if the church itself is illegal? Do you know that the leader, Simon Kaul- talk about someone who's divisive!- visited me this afternoon, and do you know what he had the nerve to propose?" And on and on Chaplain Smith talked, getting it out of his system.
(c) drk 2012